Terrible Swift Sword ([info]kenshi) wrote,
@ 2008-10-08 09:50:00
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A Candidate we can Believe In.
I've made my decision. I know how I'm voting in November. There's only one clear decision that's right for America in these trying times. I encourage you to follow my lead on this.


ZOMBIE ANDREW JACKSON
for PRESIDENT
2008

BRAINS WE CAN BELIEVE IN

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[info]greg_kennedy
2008-10-08 04:54 pm UTC (link)
I think this is an excellent idea.

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Did this last time, it didn't work
[info]phanatic
2008-10-08 04:55 pm UTC (link)

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Re: Did this last time, it didn't work
[info]kenshi
2008-10-08 05:19 pm UTC (link)
How did I miss this?

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[info]selenite
2008-10-08 05:04 pm UTC (link)
Tempting. Very tempting.

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[info]theinimitable_l
2008-10-08 05:12 pm UTC (link)
He's got my vote. But only if he continues to have duels in the back of the White House.

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[info]kenshi
2008-10-08 05:21 pm UTC (link)
I was thinking more along the lines of a combination of his past and present hobbies:

He fights a duel with Ben Bernanke, killing him and all the Fed governors, then eats their brains on national television.

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[info]theinimitable_l
2008-10-08 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Does he get his choice of dipping sauce?

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[info]kenshi
2008-10-08 05:47 pm UTC (link)
I'm thinking honey mustard or barbecue, because he's from Tennessee.

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[info]kitchenwitch
2008-10-09 03:08 am UTC (link)
RANCH, yo.

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[info]ernunnos
2008-10-08 05:14 pm UTC (link)
Zombie TR!

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[info]kenshi
2008-10-08 05:15 pm UTC (link)
As Veep, maybe? We need a picture.

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[info]selenite
2008-10-08 06:07 pm UTC (link)
Leading a charge of undead cavalry into Tehran!

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[info]kenshi
2008-10-08 06:15 pm UTC (link)
Zombie TR leading UNDEAD BEAR CAVALRY!

The Iranians would be pretty much fucked, even if they have a Skeleton Army.

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[info]indiscipline
2008-10-08 05:59 pm UTC (link)
Brains....brains.....

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